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After all the many stupid things I’ve done in my life…if I die because I touched my face, I am going to be seriously annoyed. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! You think it’s bad now? In 20 years, our country will be run by people home-schooled by day drinkers… Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighbourhood! Those are your neighbours without makeup and their natural hair colour! Day 15 at home and the dog is looking at me like, ‘See? This is why I chew the furniture!’ Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
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