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Bulletin Week 19 2020-2021
Roster
Week
11-Nov
18-Nov
25-Nov
2-Dec
Speaker
District 1020
Scotland
Zoom
Dorothy Gilmore
Rotary Safe
Familes
David Grodski
Wisdom of Wellness
Stewart Annan
Member
Presentation
Chair
Stan Hendy
Barb Mitchell
Rob Rosaia
Maurice Woodburn
 
President Report 
   
President Report 4 Nov
Greetings all,
Fantastic speaker at Wednesday’s Zoom meeting. Peter Grose Australian author living on Oleron Island off the coast of France. I gleaned this from the publicity from this latest book “Ten Rogues”.  In his 'retirement' he returned to his first love: writing. He is the author of three best-selling history books. He is also the proud holder of British, American and Australian private pilot's licences, and has flown all over Australia, Europe and the United States in single-engined aircraft.
      
 I went and had a chat to Jason at the Bridge Hotel last week to see if we could get back there before Christmas. His problem is staff at the moment. He is advertising for new Chefs and Baristas but surprised at how few responses. While he has managed to get enough with the 10 x 2 inside and up to 50 outside for lunch and dinner, at this stage he cannot handle breakfast as well. Maybe in December we might be able to do a breakfast outside. Will keep you posted.
 
Rotary events coming up:
  • Nov 24th  at 7.30 am is the 28th Paul Harris and Business Breakfast. You need to book online for this event. There is no cost.
  • We have made a booking for the Changeover/Christmas function for 13 December at the Bendigo Pottery in Epsom. Will be for two course lunch and include presentation of PHFs.  Cost $30 includes a welcome drink. We will be looking for an indication later in November of who will be coming.
  • Volunteering to support Bendigo Foodshare  Dec 21, Jan 4 & 11.
Things on my agenda.   (Short break at Mt Buller)
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Quote of the Week
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn." -Benjamin Franklin

Joke of the week:

A woman went to the doctor's office and was seen by one of the new young doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she started screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story. After listening, he told her to sit down and relax in another room. The older doctor marched down the hallway to the back where the first doctor was and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"
The new doctor continued to write on his clipboard and, without looking up, said, "Does she still have the hiccups?"

 
 
Notices
Peter Grosse
Author
The guest speaker for the meeting was Peter Grose. Peter is the author of "Ten Rogues" an entertaining tale that traces the steps of a band of ten convicts from London to Sarah Island in Macquarie Harbour near Strahan off the west coast of Tasmania. As well as his work as an author Peter has a distinguished career in Journalism with the Daily Mirror and as the London correspondent for The Australian. He currently lives in France on a small island with a population of 22,000 normally and up to 350,000 during the holiday period. Peter also has a passion for flying.
He began his research for the book during a visit to Sarah Island which was a convict settlement. This was a typical convict settlement with all the gloom, despair and starvation which goes with these places. This was until David Hoy, a Scottish shipbuilder, began to use convict labour first of all to repair ships then to build them on Sarah Island. The fortunes of the convicts changed as it was discovered that their labour could be used to make ships from huon pine which was in good supply on the island. Huon pine is the most suitable timber in the world for ship building. The convicts were all of a sudden much better looked after.
 
The fortunes of the convicts changed again when it was decided that if news spread of this enterprise it would defeat the purpose of transportation acting as a deterrent. All the convicts with the exception of ten under the orders of Arthur Phillip and the British Colonial Secretary were shipped to Port Arthur. The remaining ten were kept behind to complete work on the last ship. So the tale begins the ten rogues steal the last ship and make their way to freedom in Chile. They successfully got themselves into the westerly slip stream and landed safely at their destination.
 
Peter had some interesting commentary about the links between transportation and the slave trade. The prevailing view in Britain was that there was a class of people who were criminals beyond rehabilitation. Transportation was seen as a way of ridding society of this class. The original contracts for transportation were awarded to the same companies as those who were involved in the slave trade to America. Arthur Phillip denounced slavery, hardly very noble of him when there was no market in Australia! We thank Peter for being our guest and for his very well researched presentation. Details of his book and an order form are included elsewhere on the bulletin.
 
 
Members enjoying a random act of kindness with a garden cleanup
 
 
Speakers
Nov 18, 2020
Rotary SAFE Families Program
Nov 25, 2020
The Wisdom of Wellness
Dec 02, 2020
Member Presentation
Dec 16, 2020
Update-Members of Froendship Tour
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Notices
Christmas function/changeover? 
A booking has been made for Sunday the 13th December at the Bendigo Pottery. The fellowship team will have more on this subject in coming weeks as the 
Covid restrictions are eased.
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Mysterious 18 month broadband outage for an entire village caused by an old TV
The village of Aberhosan had an 18-month long broadband issue. Pic: Google
The mysterious cause of an entire rural Welsh village's broadband being knocked out at 7am each morning has finally been uncovered - an old television set.
Frequent tests consistently showed that Aberhosan's network itself was working fine but even after local engineers replaced large sections of cable, the problems continued.
After 18 months of fruitless investigation, Openreach's Chief Engineer team - "the telecoms equivalent of the SAS" according to the company - were dispatched to the Powys village to look into the outages.
They hit their first obstacle when discovering there was no room for them to stay in Aberhosan itself.
"Accommodation was understandably hard to find due to the COVID-19 lockdown but we did eventually manage to find a guest house with a field near Llandrindod Wells," Openreach engineer Michael Jones said.
Based there, the team made the 55-mile journey early in the morning and "walked up and down the village in the torrential rain at 6am to see if we could find an 'electrical noise' to support our theory," Mr Jones explained.
The theory was that the fault was being caused by a phenomenon known as SHINE (Single High Impulse Noise Event), with electrical interference emitted by a local appliance affecting broadband connectivity.
A SHINE is a powerful radio wave emitted at the same frequency range as that of the broadband service, which effectively scrambles the signal in a similar manner to military-grade radio jammers.
"And at 7am, like clockwork, it happened!" said Mr Jones, who explained that the team's spectrum analyser picked up a large burst of electrical interference in the village.
"The source of the 'electrical noise' was traced to a property in the village," he added.
"It turns out that at 7am every morning the occupant would switch on their old tv which would in-turn knock out broadband for the entire village."
He said the resident was mortified to discover that their old second hand television was the cause of the entire village's broadband problems, and they agreed to switch it off and never use it again.
Openreach's engineering chief for Wales, Suzanne Rutherford, said: "Our team were delighted to have been able to solve the broadband mystery in Aberhosan and it is a testament to their determination and commitment.
"Sadly this isn't quite as a rare as people may think. Anything with electric components - from outdoor lights to microwaves to CCTV cameras can potentially have an impact on your broadband connection.
"We'd just advise the public to make sure that their electric appliances are properly certified and meet current British Standards and if you have a fault, report it to your service provider in the first instance so that we can investigate."
Jokes

A boss called the house of his employee

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered: “Hello?”

Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked: “Is your Daddy home?”

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?” the man asked.

To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered: “No.”

Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked: “Is your Mummy there?”

“Yes,” came the answer.

“May I talk with her?”
Again the small voice whispered: “No”.

Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. “Is there any one there besides you?” the boss asked the child.

“Yes” whispered the child, “A policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked: “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy,” whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?” asked the boss.

“Talking to Daddy and Mummy and the fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked: “What is that noise?”

“A helicopter,” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” asked the boss, now alarmed.

In an awed whispering voice the child answered: “The search team just landed the helicopter.”

Alarmed, concerned and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked: “Why are they there?”

Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: “They’re looking for me.”

 

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