A school teacher sent her student home with a note One day a school teacher sent her student home with a note for his mother. The note read: “Your son is an obedient and bright student, but spends too much time talking to girls.” The next day the student returned with a note from his mother to be handed back to the teacher. It read: “Please advise a solution. Father has the same problem.” A man is stopped by a police officer A man who is driving is stopped by a police officer. The man says: “What’s the problem, officer?” The officer says: “You were going at least 75km/h in a 55km/h zone.” “No sir, I was going 65.” The man’s wife leans over and says: “Oh, Harry, you were going 80.” The man gives his wife a dirty look. While the officer says: “I’m also going to give you a ticket for your broken brake light.” The man answers: “Broken brake light? I didn’t know about a broken brake light!” Once again the man’s wife leans over and says: “Oh, Harry, you’ve known about that brake light for weeks.” The man gives his wife another frustrated glare. “I’m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seatbelt,” the officer says. The man answers: “Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.” “Oh, Harry, you never wear your seatbelt,” the wife says without a pause. The man turns to his wife and yells: “Shut your mouth!” The officer turns to the woman and asks: ‘Ma’am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?” The wife answers: “No, only when he’s been drinking!”
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